| Mister Five By Five | 
| — written by Gene De Paul and Don Raye | 
| — from the Universal picture «Off The Beaten Track» | 
| — as recorded by The Andrews Sisters with Vic Schoen & His Orchestra, July 22, | 
| Well twirl my turban, man alive | 
| Here comes Mister Five by Five | 
| He’s one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys | 
| Solid avoirdupois | 
| Mister Five by Five | 
| He’s five feet tall and he’s five feet wide | 
| He don’t measure no more from head to toe | 
| Than he do from side to side | 
| Mister Five by Five | 
| Got fifteen chins and a line of jive | 
| He’s a mellow old cat, a real hep fat | 
| He be Mister Five by Five | 
| That man can really jump it for a fat man | 
| The only trouble is there’s no way of knowin' | 
| Whether he’s comin' or goin' | 
| Mister Five by Five | 
| He’s slightly plump on the solid side | 
| He don’t shake it no more from head to toe | 
| Than he do from side to side | 
| Mister Five, Five by Five | 
| He’s five feet tall and he’s five feet wide | 
| Slightly plump and he can jump | 
| 'Cause he’s a mellow old fat and a real hep cat | 
| Mister Five by Five | 
| He’s five feet tall and he’s five feet wide | 
| He doesn’t measure no more from his head to his toe | 
| Than he do from side to side | 
| Mister Five by Five-feet-five | 
| He’s slightly plump on the solid side | 
| He doesn’t measure no more from head to toe | 
| Than’ll he do from side to side | 
| Mister Five, Mister Five, Mister Five | 
| He be just little Mister Five by Five |