| See her walking down the street |
| She’s got rubber legs and rubber feet |
| Rubber head and a rubber nose |
| She’s got a rubber face and rubber toes |
| Everythings rubber in her land of dreams |
| Cannabis castles and acid queens |
| Rubber beds and rubber floors |
| Rubber pets and rubber doors |
| His rubber wife wears rubber clothes |
| And her rubbeer kids got snotty nose |
| The rubber bath has got rubber taps |
| And in the shower are rubber mats |
| Everythings rubber in his land of dreams |
| Been that way since his teens |
| Rubber women for his treat |
| Rubber bouncing beneath the sheets |
| Doctors think he’s crazy |
| Should be locked up soon |
| In a mental ward off the street |
| In a rubber room |
| People think he’s crazy |
| Mother thinks he’s queer |
| But nobody fucks around |
| With the rubber buccaneer |
| See him walking down the street |
| He’s got rubber legs and rubber feet |
| Rubber head and a rubber nose |
| He’s got a rubber face and rubber toes |
| Everythings rubber in her land of dreams |
| Cannabis castles and acid queens |
| Rubber beds and rubber floors |
| Rubber pets and rubber doors |
| People think he’s crazy |
| Mother thinks he’s queer |
| But nobody fucks around |
| With the rubber buccaneer |