Traducción de la letra de la canción I Must Increase My Bust - Lords Of Acid

I Must Increase My Bust (original)

Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I got to admit I’m obsessed by tits
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
'Cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs gave you wings she’d be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I’d get me the biggest ones I could find
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
My ass just got bigger, my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with melons and see
I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D
The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But of course I forgot that melons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I got a new plan, the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastic school
There I found out that I’m not alone
Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome
So when I wake up or go back into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said:
«If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must increase your bust»
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust

(traducción)

¡Haz ese baile!
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Tengo que admitir que estoy obsesionado con las tetas.
Tuve este problema desde que era un niño
Solía ​​​​admirar a mi tía Marie
Porque tenía grandes tetas colgando hasta las rodillas
Sus pezones sobresalían de su vestido.
Si las tetas te dieran alas, ella estaría volando
A medida que crecí, me decidí
Me conseguiría los más grandes que pudiera encontrar
¡Haz ese baile!
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
¡Haz ese baile!
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Mi trasero se hizo más grande, mis senos se quedaron igual
Tuve que hacer algo porque me daba vergüenza
Llené mi sostén con melones y veo
Parecía un maricón, un vampiro en 3-D
El truco de los melones, un tiro en el ojo
No esperé mucho para atrapar al primer tipo
Pero claro se me olvidaba que los melones se pudren
olía a basura, mierda calentada
¡Haz ese baile!
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Tengo un nuevo plan, la idea es genial
Decidí ir a una escuela de gimnasia.
Ahí descubrí que no estoy solo
Sufrir de este síndrome de pecho plano
Así que cuando me despierto o vuelvo a la cama
Recuerdo las sabias palabras que dijo mi maestro:
«Si quieres que tu hombre se ahogue en tu lujuria
Debes, debes aumentar tu busto»
¡Haz ese baile!
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
¡Haz ese baile!
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto
Debo, debo, debo aumentar mi busto