| Well, if you’ve been a married woman |
| And things didn’t seem to work out |
| Divorce is the key to bein' lose and free |
| So you’re gonna be talked about |
| Everybody knows that you’ve loved once |
| They think you’ll love again |
| You can’t have a male friend |
| When you’re a has been of a woman you’re rated X |
| And if you’re rated X |
| You’re some kind of gold |
| Even man turned and to make |
| But I think it’s wrong to judge every picture |
| If a cheap camera makes a mistake |
| And when your best friend’s husband says to you |
| You’ve sure started lookin' good |
| You should’ve known he would |
| And he would if he could and he will if you’re rated X |
| Well, nobody knows where you’re goin' |
| But they sure know where you’ve been |
| All their thinkin' of is your experience of love |
| Their minds eat up with sin |
| The women all look at you like you’re bad |
| The men all hope you are |
| But if you go too far you’re gonna wear the scar |
| Of a woman rated X |
| And if you’re rated X |
| You’re some kind of gold |
| But even man turned and to make |
| But I think it’s wrong to judge every picture |
| If a cheap camera makes a mistake |
| And when your best friend’s husband says to you |
| You’ve sure started lookin' good |
| You should’ve known he would |
| And he would if he could and he will if you’re rated X |