| NO HELP WANTED | 
| Writer Bill Carlisle | 
| Now I’ve got a gal from New Orleans | 
| She’s the cutest little thing that you ever have seen | 
| She’s got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop | 
| She’s *big at the little and bottom at the top* | 
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted | 
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted | 
| (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) | 
| I can handle this job all by myself | 
| Well, I love my baby, she’s a little lovin' hugger | 
| Cute as a button and sweet as sugar | 
| I’m gonna buy her a diamond ring | 
| And we’ll get married in the Spring | 
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted | 
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted | 
| (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) | 
| Well, I can handle this job all by myself | 
| Well, she calls me her «little piggy-wiggy» | 
| And I call her my «little thinga-ma-jiggy» | 
| Every time I ask her for a kiss | 
| I can hear her voice sound somethin' like this | 
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted | 
| (Could you use a little help?) No help wanted | 
| (Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?) | 
| Well, I can handle this job all by myself | 
| (Do ya need any help?) No, sirree | 
| (Could you use a little help?) Not for me | 
| (Just call on me if you need a little help) | 
| I can handle this job all by myself | 
| Well, I’m gonna take her honky-tonkin' tonight | 
| We’re gonna do everything up right | 
| When the music starts we’ll swing and sway | 
| We’re gonna dance till the break of day | 
| (Do ya need any help?) No help wanted | 
| (Could you use a little help?) No help wanted | 
| (Do ya need any help?) (Could you use a little help?) | 
| (Do ya need any help?) (Do ya need any help?) | 
| (Could you use a little help?) (Could you use a little help?) | 
| I can handle this job all by myself | 
| There’s no help wanted! |