| Me and my brother were talking to each other |
| 'Bout what makes a man a man |
| Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born |
| We just couldn’t understand |
| Our old man didn’t like our appearance |
| He said that only women wear long hair |
| So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother |
| We knew what we had to do |
| We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium |
| And got our arms tattooed |
| Welcome to my life, tattoo |
| I’m a man now, thanks to you |
| I expect I’ll regret you |
| But the skin graft man won’t get you |
| You’l be there when I die |
| Tattoo |
| My dad beat me 'cause mine said «Mother» |
| But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother |
| 'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude |
| And my mother thought that was extremely rude |
| Welcome to my life, tattoo |
| We’ve a long time together, me and you |
| I expect I’ll regret you |
| But the skin graft man won’t get you |
| You’ll be there when I die |
| Tattoo |
| Now I’m older, I’m tattooed all over |
| My wife is tattooed too |
| A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot |
| Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too |
| To you |