| As I was walking down the street last night |
| A pretty little girl came into sight |
| I bowed and smiled and asked her name |
| She said, «Hold it bud, I don’t play that game» |
| I reached in my pocket, and to her big surprise |
| There was Lincoln staring her dead in the eyes. |
| On a greenback, greenback dollar bill |
| Just a little piece of paper, coated with chlorophyll |
| She looked at me with that familiar desire |
| Her eyes lit up like they were on fire |
| She said, «My name’s Flo, and you’re on the right track, |
| But look here, daddy, I wear furs on my back, |
| So if you want to have fun in this man’s land, |
| Let Lincoln and Jackson start shaking hands.» |
| On a greenback, greenback dollar bill |
| Just a little piece of paper, coated with chlorophyll |
| I didn’t know what I was getting into |
| But I popped Lincoln and Jackson, too |
| I didn’t mind seeing them fade out of sight, |
| I just knew I’d have some fun last night |
| Whenever you in town and looking for a thrill |
| If Lincoln can’t get it, Jackson sure will |
| On a greenback, greenback dollar bill |
| Just a little piece of paper, coated with chlorophyll |
| (bridge) |
| We went to a nightspot where the lights were low |
| Dined and danced, and I was ready to go |
| I got out of my seat, and when Flo arose, |
| She said, «Hold it daddy, while I powder my nose» |
| I sat back down with a smiling face, |
| While she went down to the powder place |
| With my greenback, greenback dollar bill |
| Just a little piece of paper, coated with chlorophyll |
| The music stopped and the lights came on, |
| I looked around and saw I was all alone |
| I didn’t know how long Flo had been gone |
| But a nose powder sure didn’t take that long |
| I left the place with tears in my eyes |
| As I waved Lincoln and Jackson a last goodbye |
| On a greenback, greenback dollar bill |
| Just a little piece of paper, coated with chlorophyll |