| I went down to the bar to have myself a drink
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| 'Cause Grandpa had given me some news and I had to think
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| The bartender said «Have a drink of gin, 'cause drinkin' gin ain’t no sin»
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| But I told the bartender that drinkin' gin won’t let your nature bend
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| Grandpa can’t fly his kite
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| 'Cause Grandma won’t give it no tail, no
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| So you see, I’ve got to use what Mother Nature gave me
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| Before Father Time takes it away, yeah
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| The mother rabbit told the father rabbit
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| She said «Sex ain’t nothin' but a habit»
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| The father rabbit told the mother rabbit
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| «Well, baby, shoot the habit to me rabbit»
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| The male bee makes love to the queen bee
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| Until she cries
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| He knows when he finishes makin' love
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| He’s surely gonna die
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| But you see, Grandpa can’t fly his kite
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| 'Cause Grandma won’t give it no tail, no
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| So I’m gonna use what Mother Nature gave me
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| Before Father Time takes it away, yeah
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| I told you, I got sixteen inches
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| And it’s four inches thick
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| And the first day I don’t make love
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| I’ll take gravely sick
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| I feel sorry for Grandpa
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| Because I know what he wants to do
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| And that’s how come I came over to your house
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| Because I got to make love to you
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| You see, Grandpa can’t fly his kite
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| 'Cause Grandma won’t give no tail, no, shake it
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| So I got to use what Mother Nature gave me
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| Before Father Time takes it away, yeah
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| (Instrumental Break)
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| I went to see my doctor, just the other day
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| He said, «Clar, you won’t last too long if you don’t slow down the pace»
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| I said, «Listen, doctor, good lovin' ain’t no sin
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| But if that good stuff kill me, then let me go with the breeze»
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| Grandpa can’t fly his kite
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| 'Cause Grandma won’t give no tail, no
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| So I got to use what Mother Nature gave me
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| Before Father Time takes it away, yeah
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| One more verse…
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| Grandpa and Grandma were layin' in the bed
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| And Grandpa turned over, and this is what he said
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| He said, «Wake up Grandma, don’t sleep so damned sound
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| 'Cause that ain’t what you promised when we first laid down»
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| Grandpa can’t fly his kite
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| 'Cause Grandma won’t give no tail, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| So I got to use what Mother Nature gave me
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| Before Father Time takes it away, yeah |