| Some guys fall in love with one girl, I got to fall for two |
| There’s just so much loving that one heart’s supposed to do |
| So I go around with my heart dragging on the ground |
| Dogging me around, I’m the sorriest sight in town |
| I got double trouble, I got double trouble |
| I got double trouble twice as much as anybody else, oh yeah |
| I guess there’s got to be two dark clouds hanging over me |
| My future looks a bumpy as a matchbox on the sea |
| Every time I think that I have finally got it made |
| Some losing cards are played, I just can’t make the grade |