| Don’t wanna stay in and watch TV — Let’s go down the pub |
| Want to escape from reality — Let’s go down the pub |
| Don’t wanna know about another war — Let’s go get drunk down the pub |
| Booze and birds you’re living for — Let’s go down the pub |
| That’s where you go with the lads |
| Gonna drink, trying to forget |
| Till closing time, then you’re off |
| Then you’re off, straight home to bed |
| Down the pub… Down the pub… Down the pub we go |
| Had an argument with your girl tonight — Let’s go down the pub |
| Wanna get drunk and start a fight — Let’s go down the pub |
| Don’t wanna talk about the news you’ve heard — Let’s go get drunk down the pub |
| Better chat up a pretty bird — Let’s go down the pub |
| That’s where you go with the lads |
| Gonna drink, trying to forget |
| Till closing time, then you’re off |
| Then you’re off, straight home to bed |
| Life, they say, is so much fun — Let’s go down the pub |
| Don’t think about the things you’ve done — Let’s go down the pub |
| Just ignore all trouble ahead — Let’s go get drunk down the pub |
| Buy us another round instead — Let’s go down the pub |
| That’s where you go with the lads |
| Gonna drink, trying to forget |
| Till closing time, then you’re off |
| Then you’re off, straight home to bed |
| … Down the pub we go |
| … Down the pub |
| … Down the pub |
| … Down the pub we go |