| Let me make a fashion statement. |
| I don’t like that shirt you’re wearing. |
| You stand around here looking vacant. |
| It seems to me you’re way past caring. |
| I’m trying hard to save your bacon. |
| Time and time again you’re taking taking. |
| Taking me shoplifting you go. |
| Shoplifting you go. |
| Shoplifting you go. |
| A starring role in crown court. |
| Shoplifting you go. |
| Shoplifting you go. |
| Shoplifting you go. |
| A starring role in crown court. |
| When you make your opening statement. |
| You’ve got to let me hear a suspended sentence. |
| Let me make a closing statement. |
| You get me off and I’ll make the payments. |
| Payments by taking you shoplifting you go. |
| Shoplifting you go. |
| Shoplifting you go. |
| A starring role in crown court. |
| Shoplifting we go. |
| Shoplifting we go. |
| Shoplifting we go. |
| A starring role in crown court. |