| I bought a product they should not have sold
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| I called the help line
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| They put me on hold
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| I’ve been waiting for an hour
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| Now my phone’s losing power
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| And I’m gonna explode
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| I hear, «How may I help you today?»
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| I know a very rude answer
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| But I’m wondering, hey
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| What if everybody talked like my friend Jesus?
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| If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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| If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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| It would give the world a new beginning
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| What if this is like an early inning?
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| I state my business;
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| She puts me on hold
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| I’m back to thinking;
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| I’m gonna explode
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| And the dog wants dinner
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| And the music they’re playing
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| Is the sound-track of hell
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| You say, «Two wrongs don’t make a right?»
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| Just try listening to Celine Dion all night
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| But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus
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| If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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| If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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| If we want to mend world relations
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| Surely I can show a little patience
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| I’ve been waiting around for this world to change
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| Another day cut loose, another lame excuse
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| I’ve got the why and how to start here and now…
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| …Then my cellphone drops the call
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| …And I spew out vitriol
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| …And as my fist goes through the wall, a voice says, «Be the change you wanna
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| see!»
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| 'Cause if everybody talked like my friend Jesus?
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| If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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| If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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| What a changed world this could be
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| If everybody talked like my friend Jesus?
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| If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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| If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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| What a changed world this could be
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| Starting now, Maybe I can start the change in me |