| Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile |
| He got a heck of a deal |
| On a new Porsche car |
| He ain’t wearing his usual grey business suit |
| He’s got jeans and high boots |
| With an embroidered star |
| An today he’s forty years old going on twenty |
| Don’t look for the grey in his hair |
| 'Cause he ain’t got any |
| He’s got a young thing beside him |
| That just melts in his hand |
| He’s middle aged crazy |
| Trying to prove he still can |
| He’s gotta a woman he’s loved for a long long time at home |
| Ah but the thrill is all gone |
| When they cut down the lights |
| They’ve got a business that they spent a while comming by Been a long uphill climb |
| But now the profits are high |
| But today he’s forty years old going on twenty |
| And he hears of sordid affairs and he aint had any |
| And the young thing beside him |
| You know she understands |
| That he’s middle aged crazy |
| Trying to prove he still can |