| There once was a man who loved a woman
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| She was the one he slew a dragon for
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| They say that nobody ever loved as much as he
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| But me
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| I love you more
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| Tell me
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| And there once was a man who loved a woman
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| She was the one he gave his kingdom for
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| They say that nobody ever loved as much as he
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| But me
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| I love you more
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| My love is a giant, fierce and defiant
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| But how can I prove it to you?
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| Ain’t got no kingdom or dragon
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| To back up my braggin'
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| How can I show what I would do?
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| I only know there once was a man
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| Who loved a woman
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| She was the one he ate the apple for
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| They say that nobody ever loved as much as he
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| But me, I love you more
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| There once was a woman who loved a man
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| He was the one that she took poison for
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| They say that nobody ever loved as much as she
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| But me, I love you more
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| And there once was a woman who loved a man
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| He was the one she swam the channel for
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| They say that nobody ever loved as much as she
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| But me, I love you more
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| My love’s meteoric, it’s merely historic
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| A whirlwind, a cyclone on wheels
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| It rocks my whole solar plexus
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| It’s bigger than Texas
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| I just can’t tell you how it feels
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| I only know there once was a woman
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| Who loved a man
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| Loved him enough to cause the Trojan War
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| They say that nobody ever loved as much as she
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| But me
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| I love you more! |
| more! |
| more! |
| more!
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| More than a hangman loves his rope
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| More than a dopefiend loves his dope
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| More than an Injun loves his scalps
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| More than a yodeler loves his alps
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| More More More more more!
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| There once was a man who loved a woman
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| There once was a woman who loved a man
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| She was the one he slew the dragon for
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| He was the one that she took poison for
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| They say that nobody ever loved as much as he she
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| But me, I love you more!
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| But me! |
| I love you more! |