| Verse 1 |
| Camera lights, you got a name |
| Everyone wants a piece of your fame |
| Sometime’s it’s a real dirty game, but you play, You play |
| Autographs seem so unreal, |
| Got a mill, bought a house on a hill, |
| Sometimes it’s a real jagged pill |
| But the thrills give you chills |
| Chorus: |
| It’s so hard, it’s so hard |
| So hard to be a Superstar |
| It’s so hard, it’s so hard |
| So hard to be a Superstar |
| Verse 2 |
| Scene two, your interview, |
| Can you tell us any secrets about you, |
| Can you tell us your political views, |
| Or tell us which religion you choose, |
| Can you tell us your view for the world, |
| Can you tell, do you like boys or girls, |
| Is it true that your real name is Earl, what a world, |
| What a world |
| Chorus: |
| It’s so hard, it’s so hard |
| So hard to be a Superstar |
| It’s so hard, it’s so hard |
| So hard to be a Superstar |