| Tonight I plan on reading a little story
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| Sit back, relax and listen to my story
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| I thought that you should know what kind of man I am
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| Tonight, you can refer to me as «Sam I am»
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| A little Dr. Suess
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| Should get you in the mood
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| Lay under them covers, let me tuck you in
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| Don’t forget that night light, I’m ready to begin
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| Would you like it on a plane?
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| Would you like it on a train?
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| Take you to a distant land
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| Wake up to green eggs and ham
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| I would eat it on the spot
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| Whatever it takes to make you hot
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| I can please you, yes, I can
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| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
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| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am, oh
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| Stop me now if you have heard this version
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| 'Cause if you have, I’ll put another verse in
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| Page one, I’ma turn it when you ready
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| Page two, I’m gon' need you
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| To open up that Dr. Suess
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| Should get you in the mood
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| Lay under them covers, let me tuck you in
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| Don’t forget that night light, I’m ready to begin
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| Would you like it on a plane?
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| Would you like it on a train?
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| Take you to a distant land
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| Wake up to green eggs and ham
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| I would eat it on the spot
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| Whatever it takes to make you hot
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| I can please you, yes, I can
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| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
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| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
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| I would do it anywhere, girl
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| On the kitchen table or the stairs
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| I don’t care, anywhere
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| Baby, let me take you there
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| Girl, l I swear, I don’t care
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| We can do it anywhere
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| Would you like it on a plane?
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| Would you like it on a train?
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| Take you to a distant land
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| Wake up to green eggs and ham
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| I would eat it on the spot
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| Whatever it takes to make you hot
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| I can please you, yes, I can
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| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
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| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am
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| Sam, meet me at the kitchen, girl
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| Would you like it on a plane?
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| Would you like it on a train?
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| Take you to a distant land
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| Wake up to green eggs and ham
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| I’m Sam, green eggs and ham, oh |