| Men will open their arms |
| Men assure security |
| Men will cry in their beer |
| If you don’t treat them tenderly |
| So vulnerable, here are the men |
| Whatever in the world |
| Would the world become without them? |
| Men do deals and favours |
| Men think a woman can be owned |
| Men will always hustle |
| Men tell lies on the telephone |
| Men are all primed for action |
| Wallets full of credit cards the main attraction |
| Men consider themselves with pride |
| Men are macho, but so soft inside |
| Men need help, 'cause they can’t decide |
| What makes a man a man |
| When is a a man a man? |
| What makes a man a man? |
| Men have rippling muscels |
| Men can carry heavy sacks… |
| Men who’ve seen it all |
| Men who’ll have many heart attacks |
| Men bash their heads on brick walls |
| Men who think that only men make any sense at all |
| Men consider themselves with pride |
| Men are macho, but so soft inside |
| Men need help, 'cause they can’t decide |
| What makes a man a man |
| When is a a man a man? |
| What makes a man a man? |
| Men get drunk with style |
| Men go out to pick a fight |
| Men read morning papers |
| Men watch TV late at night |
| Men are building missiles |
| Men do each and every single damn right thing |
| When is a man a man? |
| What makes a man a man? |
| Men can never have babies |
| Men are going bald on top |
| Men just want to be human |
| But they’re programmed to be men, they cannot stop |
| So vulnerable, here are the men |
| Whatever in the world |
| Would the world become without them? |
| Men were glasses to cover their eyes |
| Men go off into corners to cry |
| Men need help, 'cause they can’t decide |
| What makes a man a man |
| When is a man a man? |
| What makes a man a man? |
| Hey mama, hey papa, how can I be a man? |