| Two, three, four
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| Well, she was flatter than a pancake
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| And nowhere near as sweet
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| She got real good at giving head
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| And fixing stuff to eat
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| But then I caught her and her uncle
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| Making out in a ditch
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| And I asked myself
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| Did I shave my balls for this?
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| And I say, why? |
| Why? |
| Why?
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| Did you have to lie, lie, lie?
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| You used to get me high, high, high
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| Now you’re bringing me down
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| Why? |
| Why? |
| Why?
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| Did you have to lie, lie, lie?
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| You used to get me high, high, high
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| Now you’re bringing me down
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| I said now why? |
| Why? |
| Why?
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| Did you have to lie, lie, lie?
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| You used to get me high, high, high
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| Now you’re bringing me down
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| Well, it was back in high school
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| It was voted most likely to go to hell
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| But then I lost my heart
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| To that half-assed Jezebel
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| Well, I was her guy
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| When the coke was piled high
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| But then she licked my bag
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| And walked right out the door
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| And I say why? |
| Why? |
| Why?
|
| Did you have to lie, lie, lie?
|
| You used to get me high, high, high
|
| Now you’re bringing me down
|
| Why? |
| Why? |
| Why?
|
| Did you have to lie, lie, lie?
|
| You used to get me high, high, high
|
| Now you’re bringing me down
|
| You used to get me high
|
| You used to get me high
|
| You used to get me high
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| Now you’re bringing me down |