| Ham and eggs, pork and beans
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| I would’a had more, boys, but the cook was so mean
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| I’m gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
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| To make it on the side o' the road
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| If I had known my captain was blind
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| Wouldn’t’a come to work, boys, when the clock struck nine
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| I’m gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
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| To make it on the side o' the road
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| Pork and beans, pork and beans
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| Would’a had more, but the cook was so mean
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| I’m gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
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| To make it on the side o' the road
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| If I had known my captain was back
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| I wouldn’t’a sold that special, gun that is, that I once had
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| Ooh well, gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
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| To make it on the side o' the road
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| Ham and eggs, pork and beans
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| Would’a had more, but the cook was so mean, ah mean
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| I’m gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
 | 
| Oh, to make it on the side o' the road
 | 
| Ham and eggs, pork and beans
 | 
| Would’a had more, boy, but the cook was so mean
 | 
| I’m gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry
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| Oh, to make it on the side o' the road
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| Oh, to make it on the side o' the road
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| Oh, to make it on the side o' the road |