| I was lured by the rocking horse |
| Sweets and the bualadh bos |
| Fifty wild boys to a room |
| Sing "Lámh Lámh Eile", the dish ran away with the spoon |
| Black shoes and stockings for those who say don't |
| Blue is the colour outside |
| God made the world and |
| The snake tempted Eve and she died |
| Wild Christian brothers sharpening their leathers |
| Learn it by heart, that's the rule |
| All I remember is dreading September and school |
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| And they made me for better or worse |
| The fool that I am or the wise man I'll be |
| And they gave me their blessings or curse |
| It wasn't their fault it was me |
| The one that you see |
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| The priest in confession condemns my obsession |
| With thoughts that I didn't invite |
| He mumble and stutter |
| Slam down the shutter |
| Goodnight |
| Stainless as steel |
| You know how I feel |
| Someone shoot me while my soul is clen |
| I don't think I'll last |
| My vow to abstain it's obscene |
| Arch-confraternity men to the fight |
| Raise up your banners on high |
| Searching for grace |
| Securing my place |
| When I die |
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| And they made me for better or worse |
| The fool that I am or the wise man I'll be |
| And they gave me their blessings or curse |
| It wasn't their fault it was me |
| The one that you see |
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| God kept a very close eye on me |
| Hung round my bed in the darkness, spied on me |
| Caught me in the long grass so often, he died for me |
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| Ballrooms of romance in Salthill or Mallow |
| I stood like John Wayne by the wall |
| Lined up like cattle, we waited to do battle and fall |
| Oh, you can't wine and dine her in an old Morris Minor |
| But ask her before it's too late |
| I danced on her toes - accepted rejection as my fate |
| Drink was my saviour, it made me much braver |
| But I couldn't hold it too well |
| Threw up on the coach it ruined my approach when I fell |
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| And they made me for better or worse |
| The fool that I am or the wise man I'll be |
| And they gave me their blessings and curse |
| It wasn't their fault it was me |
| The one that you see |
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| God kept a very close eye on me |
| Oh God he kept a very close eye on me |
| God she kept a very close eye on me |
| God they kept a very close eye on me |
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