| Fake Tales of San Francisco
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| Echo through the room
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| More point to a wedding disco
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| Without a bride or groom
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| There’s a super cool band yeah
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| With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
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| And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets
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| Practicing their lines
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| I don’t want to hear you
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| (Kick me out, kick me out)
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| I don’t want to hear you no
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| (Kick me out, kick me out)
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| I don’t want to hear you
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| (Kick me out, kick me out)
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| I don’t want to hear you
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| I don’t want to hear your
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| Fake Tales of San Francisco
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| Echo through the air
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| And there’s a few bored faces at the back
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| All wishing they weren’t there
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| And as the microphone squeaks
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| A young girl’s telephone beeps
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| Yeah she’s dashing for the exit
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| Oh, she’s running to the streets outside
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| «Oh you’ve saved me,"she screams down the line
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| «The band were fucking wank
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| And I’m not having a nice time»
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| I don’t want to hear you
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| (Kick me out, kick me out)
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| I don’t want to hear you no
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| (Kick me out, kick me out)
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| Yeah but his bird said it’s amazing, though
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| So all that’s left
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| Is the proof that love’s not only blind but deaf
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| He talks of San Francisco, he’s from Hunter’s Bar
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| I don’t quite know the distance
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| But I’m sure that’s far
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| Yeah, I’m sure it’s pretty far
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| Yeah, I’d love to tell you all my problem
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| You’re not from New York City, you’re from Rotherham
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| So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
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| Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
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| Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
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| Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah |