| If I jhad a nickel, I know what I would do, | 
| I’d spend it all for candy and I’d give it all to you! | 
| I’d spend it all for candy and give it all to you, | 
| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby, | 
| That’s how much I love you, baby! | 
| If you were a picture I’d hang you up on the wall, | 
| Sit back where I could see you and I’d never move at all! | 
| Sit back where I could see you, never move at all! | 
| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby, | 
| That’s how much I love you, baby! | 
| If you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur, | 
| I’d take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr! | 
| I’d take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr! | 
| Mmm, that’s how much I love you, baby, | 
| That’s how much I love you, dear! | 
| And if you were a tiger, I’d hang around your den, | 
| And pester you, my honey, until you let me in! | 
| And pester you, my honey, 'til you let me in! | 
| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby, | 
| That’s how much I love you, baby! | 
| Baby, if you were a horsefly and I an old grey mare, | 
| I’d stand and let you bite me and I’d never move a hair! | 
| I’d stand and let you bite me, never move a hair! | 
| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby, | 
| That’s how much I love you, baby! | 
| If you want to marry, now le' me tell you what, | 
| We’ll go and find a parson and I’ll let him tie the knot! | 
| We’ll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot! | 
| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby, | 
| That’s how much I love you, dear! | 
| When I says I loves ya, honey chile, | 
| I leans on ya a little bit! |