| You take like, me an' my wife
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| We got about four kids
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| Found the next door neighbor, an' she says,
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| «Look-a-here, let’s get together one night,
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| An' go out an' have a ball, let the husbands baby-sit,
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| How 'bout that?»
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| Can ya dig it fellas?
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| She come after me, she says, «Honey, we wanna go out tonight, and have a ball»
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| I said, «Sure, it’s alright, just as long as you be home by two»
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| I let’s her go ahead on out, an' I’m baby sittin',
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| Kids hollerin' an' cryin',
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| I had to put diapers, change diapers
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| Two o’clock come, no wife
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| I said well, that’s alright she probably went 'bout four or five miles out-a
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| the city limit
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| I give her about thirty minutes to get home
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| Can ya dig it fellas?
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| Three o’clock come, still no wife
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| Four o’clock, sure was mad, now
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| Here she come, draggin' in Now can ya dig this fellas?
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| Now here the way she talk to me, real sweet
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| She sounded good, ya know
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| Kissin' me all on the neck an' goin' on Felt good, but I’m still mad!
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| Now after she done all that sweet talk,
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| You know what I told her, fellas?
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| You know what I told her?
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| You don’t know what I told her?
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| An' I fool around an' made her mad, you know what would happen?
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| You know what she told me, fellas?
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| Now I told her the same thing
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| (yeah)
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| Well this woman is puttin' me out
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| How 'bout that? |