| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Take your hands out of your pockets
| Saca tus manos de tus bolsillos
|
| Arch your back, puff out your chest
| Arquea tu espalda, hincha tu pecho
|
| Add some swagger to your gate or
| Agregue un poco de arrogancia a su puerta o
|
| You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
| Te verás como un mas-tur-ba-tor
|
| Fix your posture, then the rest
| Arregla tu postura, luego el resto
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| But I AM a masturbator..
| Pero YO SOY un masturbador..
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| We'll fix that
| Arreglaremos eso
|
| All your nerdiness is ugly
| Toda tu nerd es fea
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Nerd? | ¿Nerd? |
| I thought I was more of a geek, but..
| Pensé que era más un friki, pero...
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| All your stammering's a chore
| Todo tu tartamudeo es una tarea
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Wh-wh-what?
| ¿Q-q-qué?
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Your tics and fidgets are persistent
| Tus tics e inquietudes son persistentes
|
| And your charm is non-existent
| Y tu encanto es inexistente
|
| Fix your vibe, then fix some more
| Arregla tu ambiente, luego arregla un poco más
|
| Buh
| pero
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Wha?
| ¿Qué?
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Buh
| pero
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Wha?
| ¿Qué?
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| No
| No
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Aah!
| ¡Ah!
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Stop
| Detenerse
|
| Oh, everything about you is so terrible
| Oh, todo sobre ti es tan terrible
|
| Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
| Whoa, todo sobre ti me hace querer morir
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Jesus Christ...
| Jesucristo...
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| So don't freak out
| Así que no te asustes
|
| And don't resist
| y no te resistas
|
| And have no doubt
| y no tengas dudas
|
| If I assist
| si ayudo
|
| You will
| Vas a
|
| Be more chill
| ser más tranquilo
|
| First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
| Lo primero es lo primero, ve a comprar una camisa nueva
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| What?! | ¡¿Qué?! |
| What's wrong with my shirt..
| Que le pasa a mi camisa..
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| It's better if you just comply
| Es mejor si solo cumples
|
| My job's to color your aesthetic
| Mi trabajo es colorear tu estética.
|
| And make you seem much less pathetic
| Y hacerte parecer mucho menos patético
|
| Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
| Solo da un paso y tráelo, no me preguntes por qué
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| How are you with math homework?
| ¿Cómo estás con la tarea de matemáticas?
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. | Soy una supercomputadora, Jeremy. |
| I'm made of math
| estoy hecho de matematicas
|
| Oh, everything about you is so terrible
| Oh, todo sobre ti es tan terrible
|
| [PEOPLE IN THE MALL:]
| [GENTE EN EL CENTRO COMERCIAL:]
|
| Everything about you sucks!
| ¡Todo sobre ti apesta!
|
| Everything about you sucks!
| ¡Todo sobre ti apesta!
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
| Whoa, todo sobre ti me hace querer morir
|
| [PEOPLE IN THE MALL:]
| [GENTE EN EL CENTRO COMERCIAL:]
|
| Everything about you sucks!
| ¡Todo sobre ti apesta!
|
| Everything about you sucks!
| ¡Todo sobre ti apesta!
|
| [THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL:]
| [EL SQUIP Y LA GENTE EN EL CENTRO COMERCIAL:]
|
| All the people in the mall
| Toda la gente en el centro comercial
|
| Think you're such a slob
| Creo que eres un vagabundo
|
| [PEOPLE IN THE MALL:]
| [GENTE EN EL CENTRO COMERCIAL:]
|
| You're a slob!
| ¡Eres un vagabundo!
|
| Terrible!
| ¡Terrible!
|
| Such a slob!
| ¡Qué vagabundo!
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| And boy, can I see why!
| Y vaya, ¿puedo ver por qué?
|
| Now you try picking a shirt
| Ahora intenta elegir una camisa
|
| That's a girl's shirt
| esa es una camiseta de niña
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Sorry...
| Lo siento...
|
| [CHLOE:]
| [CLOE:]
|
| ...Jerry?
| ...¿Alemán?
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Jeremy
| jeremy
|
| [CHLOE:]
| [CLOE:]
|
| You shop here?
| ¿Compras aquí?
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Oh, yeah all the time..
| Ah, sí, todo el tiempo...
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Never
| Nunca
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Never. | Nunca. |
| Is what I meant to...
| Es lo que quise decir...
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Greet the beta
| Saluda a la beta
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Oh. | Vaya. |
| Hey, Brooke
| hola, brooke
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| "You look sexy"
| "Te ves sexy"
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| I can't say that to a hot girl!
| ¡No puedo decirle eso a una chica sexy!
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Don't smile. | No sonrías. |
| Stare intensely. | Mirar intensamente. |
| Speak like you don't care about your own death
| Habla como si no te importara tu propia muerte
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke
| Luciendo bastante sexy, Brooke
|
| [BROOKE:]
| [BROOKE:]
|
| Thanks
| Gracias
|
| [CHLOE:]
| [CLOE:]
|
| Is that a girl's shirt?
| ¿Es esa una camisa de niña?
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| No
| No
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| "Yes"
| "Sí"
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Yes
| Sí
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Repeat after me..
| Repite después de mi..
|
| I saw it in the window
| lo vi en la ventana
|
| And I couldn't dismiss
| Y no pude descartar
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| I saw it in the window
| lo vi en la ventana
|
| And I couldn't dismiss
| Y no pude descartar
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| I was dating a girl and
| estaba saliendo con una chica y
|
| She had a shirt just like this
| Ella tenía una camisa como esta
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| I was dating a girl and
| estaba saliendo con una chica y
|
| She had a shirt just like this
| Ella tenía una camisa como esta
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| It's still painful
| todavía es doloroso
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| It's still painful
| todavía es doloroso
|
| [CHLOE:]
| [CLOE:]
|
| So, who was this mystery girl?
| Entonces, ¿quién era esta chica misteriosa?
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so..
| Oh, probablemente nunca hayas oído hablar de ella, así que...
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Madeline
| Madeline
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Madeline
| Madeline
|
| [CHLOE:]
| [CLOE:]
|
| What?
| ¿Qué?
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| She's French
| ella es francesa
|
| [CHLOE:]
| [CLOE:]
|
| Ugh! | ¡Puaj! |
| She is NOT French! | ¡Ella NO es francesa! |
| She just pretends to be for attention!
| ¡Ella solo finge ser para llamar la atención!
|
| [BROOKE:]
| [BROOKE:]
|
| Madeline broke up with you?
| ¿Madeline rompió contigo?
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| Yeah...
| Sí...
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| No
| No
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| I mean..
| Quiero decir..
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| I broke up with her
| terminé con ella
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| I broke up with her
| terminé con ella
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| 'Cause she was
| porque ella era
|
| Cheating on me
| Engañándome
|
| [JEREMY:]
| [JEREMY:]
|
| 'Cause she was
| porque ella era
|
| Cheating on me
| Engañándome
|
| [THE SQUIP:]
| [EL SQUIP:]
|
| Hey, Hamlet. | Hola, Hamlet. |
| Be more chill | ser más tranquilo |