| Hello, well that was the sound of Roger’s Wah Wah Rabbits
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| You heard them eating endive there
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| That’s very cheap at this time of the year
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| But now here in Willesden Green, yes, brr, it’s a bit chilly
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| But no matter, because here comes a gentleman
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| And we’re going to talk to him about shirts
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| Excuse me, sir
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| Would you mind talking to us about shirts?
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| Do what? |
| About shirts, shirts? |
| Yes
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| Cause I’ve got plenty at home, good grief
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| And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo
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| And I’m going to ask her something about shirts
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| No, I’m not because she’s given me a rather a vulgar sign
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| Would you excuse me, would you mind, we’re talking about shirts?
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| Huh? |
| About shirts, shirts? |
| Yes, the problem of shirts
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| The kind of, um, you know, are they necessary? |
| Shirts
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| Where it is, where it is, yes, where is shirts?
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| I don’t know, you don’t know
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| Um, oh dear, there’s a gentleman marching down here with
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| A very determined stride, he looks a little cautious, he’s hopping
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| Excuse me, sir, would you mind talking to me for a moment at all?
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| Uh, uh, what do you mean, guv’nor? |
| What do you want to know?
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| Well, we’re talking about shirts, about are they still necessary?
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| Do you think? |
| I mean, do you think they should
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| They stop making shirts? |
| Oh, no, not at all, a man’s not Dr
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| Not dressed unless he’s got a nice shirt on, governor, is he?
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| Not really, I suppose, what about the lengths of the shirt?
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| Because the old ones used to be very long
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| Well, I’m more for the short shirt, the old types old-fashioned, mate
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| Gotta be a bit modern these days, governor, ain’t yer? |
| Yes
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| Well, you’re certain with it, anyway?
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| Well, you’ve got to be with it, of course. |
| It’s, uh
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| Yes, right, okay, well, thank you very much
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| See you, right, ho, bye, bye, bye, bye
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| Well, I think we’re going to have to leave it there
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| And I’m going to take you right away straight over
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| To the Earls Court Olympia to watch the shirt event
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| I’ll repeat that, the shirt event, I’ll repeat that
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| The shirt event, I’ll repeat that, the shirt event
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| I’ll repeat that, the shirt event
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| Good morning, could I have
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| This shirt cleaned express, please?
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| Yes, that’ll be three weeks, dearie, three weeks?
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| But the sign outside says 59-minute cleaners
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| Yes, that’s just the name of the shop, luv
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| We take three weeks to do a shirt
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| Just the name of the shop?
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| Yes, that’s if there’s an R in the month
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| Otherwise it’s four weeks
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| Your name does begin with a P, doesn’t it?
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| Well, no, actually, of course it’s, uh
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| Well, that’ll be five weeks, then, five weeks? |
| Blimey
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| Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin' the shirt
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| Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin' the shirt
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| Well, they’re shakin' my shirt all over the place
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| But it’s been thrown right back in my face
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| Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin' the shirt
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| New horizons in sound now as Roger
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| Plays a solo on the electric shirt collar
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| Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin' the shirt
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| Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin' the shirt |