| Burl Ives — Froggie went A-courtin
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| Mister Frog went a-courtin, he did ride, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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| Mister Frog went a-courtin, he did ride, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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| Mister Frog went a-courtin, he did ride,
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| A sword and buckler by his side, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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| He bridled and saddled a big fat snail, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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| He bridled and saddled a big fat snail, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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| He bridled and saddled a big fat snail,
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| And rode it 'tween the horns and tail, uh-huh, uh-huh. |
| uh-huh.
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| (all remaining verses same lines, rhythm and meter,
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| so duplication omitted)
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| He rode up to Miss Mousie’s door,
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| Where he had often been before.
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| He called «Miss Mouse, are you within?»
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| «Yes sir, I’m sitting down to spin.»
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| He took Miss Mouse upon his knee
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| And asked «My Dear, will you marry me?»
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| «I'll have to ask my Uncle Rat,
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| To see what he will say to that.»
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| «Without my Uncle Rat’s consent
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| I wouldn’t marry the President.»
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| Frog jumped on his snail and rode away.
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| He vowed to come another day.
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| Now Uncle Rat, when he came home
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| Asked «Who's been here since I was gone?»
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| «A very fine frog’s been calling here
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| And asked for me to be his dear.»
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| Uncle Rat, he laughed and shook his sides
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| To think his niece would be a bride.
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| So Uncle Rat rode into town
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| To buy Miss Mouse a wedding gown.
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| Say, where will the wedding supper be?
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| Just down by the river in a hollow tree.
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| Say, what will the wedding supper be?
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| One green bean and a black-eyed pea.
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| What else will the wedding supper be?
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| A fried mosquito and a roasted flea.
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| Pray tell us how Miss Mousie dressed?
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| In a cobweb veil and her Sunday best.
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| And what did Mister Froggie wear?
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| Sky-blue pants and a doublet fair.
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| SEE ALTERNATE ENDING AFTER VERSE 27
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| First guest to call was the Bumble Bee,
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| And he played them a fiddle tune upon his knee.
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| The next to come were the Duck and Drake,
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| Who ate every crumb of the wedding cake.
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| «Come Miss Mouse, may we have some beer,
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| That your uncle and I may have some cheer?»
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| «Pray, Mister Frog, will ye sing a song
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| That’s bright and cheery and shan’t last long?»
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| «Indeed, Miss Mouse,"replied the Frog,
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| «A cold has made me as hoarse as a hog.»
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| «Since a cold in the head has laid you up,
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| I’ll sing you a song that I just made up.»
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| The all sat down and started to chat,
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| When in came the kittens and the cat.
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| The bride, in fright, runs up the wall,
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| Turns her ankle and down she falls.
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| They all went sailing 'cross the lake
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| And all got swallowed by a big black snake.
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| And the ones who escaped were one, two, three,
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| The Frog, the Rat and Miss Mousie.
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| The Mouse and Frog went off to France,
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| And that’s the end of their romance.
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| There’s bread and jam upon the shelf,
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| If you want some, just help yourself.
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| ALTERNATE ENDING:
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| First to come in were two little ants,
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| Fixing around to have a dance.
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| Next to come in was a fat sassy lad,
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| Thinking himself as big as his dad.
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| Thinks himself a man indeed
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| Because he chews the tobacco weed.
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| And next to come in was a big tomcat,
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| He swallowed the Frog, and the Mouse and the Rat.
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| Next to come in was a big old snake,
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| He chased the party into the lake.
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| So that’s the end of one, two, three,
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| The Rat, the Frog, and Miss Mousie. |