| Two minutes of pleasure, nine months of pain
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| No fun for months, twenty years of strain
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| A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
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| So who’s outta luck today?
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| Well, I went to see my girlfriend
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| Just to pass the time of day
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| She says, «Please do this,» she said, «Please do that»
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| Till the time had frittered away
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| So I said to her, «Come over here
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| And lie down on my face»
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| She gave me that old-fashioned look
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| She says, «I know what’s in that place»
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| She says, «A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
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| You guys are all the same
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| Your cocks dictate your psychological state
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| But it ain’t a very logical game
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| And whether you’re a cum-quick repairman
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| Or a master of the tantric arts
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| You’re one kinda feller before you cum
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| And another when you depart»
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| I had a lady friend at my place last night
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| She stayed till plenty past late
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| I really enjoyed her company, but
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| Temptation could not wait
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| I looked into her eyes and said
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| «Would you like to fuck with me?»
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| But she gave me that old-fashioned look
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| And locked herself in the lavatory
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| She said, «A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
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| You guys are all the same
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| Your cocks dictate your psychological state
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| But it ain’t a very logical game
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| And whether you’re a cum-quick repairman
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| Or a master of the tantric arts
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| You’re one kinda feller before you cum
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| And another when you depart»
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| Well, a feller gets kinda randy
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| When the ladies withdraw their charms
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| So I took myself to a gay bar
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| Thought it wouldn’t do me any harm
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| Well, this beautiful body comes up to me
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| Then puts his hand right on my crotch
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| I says, «Hold it, man!» |
| he said, «I am»
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| I says, «It's much too much too much too much
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| A fuck is a fuck is a fuck is a fuck
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| You gays are all the same
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| Your cocks dictate your psychological state
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| But it ain’t a very logical game
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| And whether you’re a cum-quick repairman
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| Or a master of the tantric arts
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| You’re one kinda feller before you cum
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| And another when you depart"
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| I love sex but
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| It comes between me and my fantasy |