| I know nothing, don’t know much
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| I think my education’s gone out to lunch
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| I can’t remember, I cannot think
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| What is the difference between iron and zinc?
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| I can listen, I can speak
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| But my conversational skills are gobblety-geek
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| I know Harold in 1066
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| Got shot in the eye with a long pointy stick
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| Revolutions and World War II, is it true what they say?
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| That Charles de Gaulle was a hero and Churchill’s a Nero
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| I threw that away
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| I get up when I like, wear anything I like
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| Don’t keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules
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| Don’t have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy
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| 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
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| Now, I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about
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| Is good
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| I know all I need to know
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| Why talk Swahili if it’s where i won’t go?
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| Latin is clever and sexy is French
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| Sprechen sie Deutsche would hardly make sense
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| Inquisitions and missionaries seem fairly bizarre
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| Do I follow commandments from Moses or petals off roses?
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| I am a Czar
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| I get up when I like, wear anything I like
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| Don’t keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules
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| Don’t have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy
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| 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
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| Now, I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about
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| Is good
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| Revolutions and World War II, is it true what they say?
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| That Charles de Gaulle was a hero and Churchill’s a Nero
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| I threw that away
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| I get up when I like, wear anything I like
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| Don’t keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules
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| Don’t have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy
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| 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
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| I get up when I like, wear anything I like
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| Don’t keep up with the cool, I make up my own rules
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| Don’t have to eat my greens or keep my bedroom extra tidy
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| 'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
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| Lounge |