| Well, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby
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| And the snow is fallin' on the ground
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| Well, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby
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| And the snow is fallin' on the ground
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| You’ve been a real good little girl
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| And Santa Claus is back in town
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| And I brought you some presents, baby
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| Got no a sleigh with reindeer, no sack on my back
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| You’re gonna see me comin' in a big black Cadillac
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| Oh, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby
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| And the snow is fallin' on the ground
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| It’s like powdered sugar, honey
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| Oh, you’ve been a real good little girl
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| Santa Claus is back in town
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| Santa’s left the building, baby
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| He’s comin' for ya
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| You know, baby, a man gets lonely up at the North Pole
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| Just surrounded by elves and reindeer
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| Baby, I think it’s time I come down to Memphis
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| For some good old southern lovin'
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| Maybe some bacon, peanut butter
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| And banana sandwiches on the griddle
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| Some pigs' feet-flavored eggnog
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| Ginger bread houses made out of Spam
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| Get a fruitcake and dip it in beef gravy with a side of pork ribs
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| Baby, have you ever had a candy cane made out of mayonnaise?
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| It’s delightful
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| Oh, I’m poppin' out of my jump suit here
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| Baby, hang up those stockins and turn off the light
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| You’re gonna hear me comin' down the chimney tonight
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| Oh, it’s Christmas time, pretty baby
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| And the snow is fallin' on the ground
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| Looks like frosting coming off a doughnut
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| Well, you’ve been a real good little girl
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| And Santa Claus is back in town
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| Oh, I’m havin' a heart attack, hold on for a second
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| Well, you’ve been a real good little girl baby
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| And Santa Claus is back in town, whoa
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| Come on, Rudolph make a left over there by the Denny’s
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| Daddy’s gotta get some sugar-free plum pudding
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| A quart of eggnog and a mince meat pie
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| Merry Christmas very much |