| Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy
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| Till she met old Snaggle-Tooth Sam
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| She said «dear, brother, don’t want to be your mother
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| Just want to be the gal around
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| I want all your loving, your kissing and your hugging
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| So far I’ve been turned down
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| You can see at a glance that I haven’t had a chance
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| So I’m gunning for Snaggle-Tooth Sam"
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| Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy
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| Set her cap for Snaggle-Tooth Sam
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| Wrote him a letter said she could do no better
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| He’s the only guy left in town
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| Then she put on her paint, made her look like what she ain’t
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| She wasn’t anyone’s clown
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| Suzy learned how to dance for she wanted his romance
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| She just loved old Snaggle-Tooth Sam
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| Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy
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| So she hunted old Snaggle-Tooth Sam
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| In the cavern, in every joint and tavern
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| Old Sam could not be found
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| Suzy kept a trying, no time for crying
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| Bad luck wouldn’t get her down
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| She was going down the street, she just happened to meet
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| Her one and only Snaggle-Tooth Sam
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| Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy
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| So she said to Snaggle-Tooth Sam
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| «Come a bit closer, now don’t you tell me no, sir
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| You’re the best ‘un I ever found
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| If you’re only willing, the preacher I’ll be billing
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| I want to settle down"
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| Sam said the fatal yes, old Suzy did the rest
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| So she married Snaggle-Tooth Sam |