| Malachi Crunch
| Crujido de malaquías
|
| I Hate The Itching
| Odio la picazón
|
| Acid Batman
| ácido batman
|
| Hollywood! | Hollywood! |
| And the cast of characters… Adam West was there, with
| Y el elenco de personajes... Adam West estaba allí, con
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| his prickly fat ass wedged into grey tights, with his bouncy paunch
| su culo gordo y espinoso encajado en medias grises, con su barriga hinchable
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| hung over his yellowplastic yellow utitility belt. | colgaba sobre su cinturón utilitario amarillo de plástico amarillo. |
| And Burt Ward, who
| y Burt Ward, quien
|
| had to have his genitalia taped down with duct tape to hide his frequent
| tuvo que tener sus genitales pegados con cinta adhesiva para ocultar sus frecuentes
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| erections. | erecciones |
| It was widely known in Hollywood that the dynamic duo
| Era ampliamente conocido en Hollywood que el dúo dinámico
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| were the two biggest cokeheads in town. | eran los dos mayores cocainómanos de la ciudad. |
| In fact, during the entire third
| De hecho, durante todo el tercer
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| season of filming, the two were always high as a kite. | temporada de filmación, los dos siempre estaban altos como una cometa. |
| They were to
| ellos iban a
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| have a great many hallucinations. | tener muchas alucinaciones. |
| On this date, they decided to have a
| En esta fecha, decidieron tener un
|
| little party on the set. | pequeña fiesta en el set. |
| They were going to ingest a little LSD, and I
| Iban a ingerir un poco de LSD, y yo
|
| ain’t talking about the least significant digit, either. | tampoco estoy hablando del dígito menos significativo. |
| Let me tell
| Déjame decir
|
| you
| tú
|
| who was there. | quien estuvo ahí. |
| DeForrest Kelly and John Davidson stopped by. | DeForrest Kelly y John Davidson pasaron por aquí. |
| Oh,
| Vaya,
|
| Fess Parker was there. | Fess Parker estaba allí. |
| Dennis Weaver. | Dennis Tejedor. |
| Marlo Thomas. | Marlo Thomas. |
| Robert Clary
| Roberto Clary
|
| a.k.a. Colonel Louis LeBeau. | también conocido como Coronel Louis LeBeau. |
| And Otto Preminger, who had played
| Y Otto Preminger, que había jugado
|
| Mr. Freeze on that night’s episode of Batman. | Mr. Freeze en el episodio de Batman de esa noche. |
| Well they were all
| Bueno, eran todos
|
| trippin and tootin in that mobile home that they affectionately
| trippin y tootin en esa casa móvil que cariñosamente
|
| called the Bat-Hole, when, who should wander in but little Jimmy
| llamado Bat-Hole, cuando, ¿quién debería entrar sino el pequeño Jimmy
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| McCullough, the young son of one of the stagehands. | McCullough, el joven hijo de uno de los tramoyistas. |
| I believe he was
| yo creo que el era
|
| the gaffer. | el capataz |
| Adam West shrieked A young pig! | Adam West gritó ¡Un cerdo joven! |
| Ready to be roasted!
| Listo para ser asado!
|
| John Davidson stuffed an apple in his mouth and Marlo stuffed him in
| John Davidson se metió una manzana en la boca y Marlo lo metió a él en
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| the oven. | el horno. |
| In their acid state, they cooked him and they ate him.
| En su estado ácido lo cocinaron y se lo comieron.
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| Well, the reason you’ve not heard about this story is simple. | Bueno, la razón por la que no has oído hablar de esta historia es simple. |
| Bill
| Factura
|
| Dozier,
| más soñoliento,
|
| the show’s sleazeball producer, had extensive connections with the mob.
| el productor sleazeball del programa, tenía amplias conexiones con la mafia.
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| He had the entire McCullough family rubbed out, all the way from dad
| Hizo borrar a toda la familia McCullough, desde papá
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| to dear old grandma in the nursing home. | a la querida abuela en el asilo de ancianos. |
| Dead men don’t talk, you know? | Los muertos no hablan, ¿sabes? |