| And now ladies and gentlemen | 
| What you’ve all been waiting for | 
| Whoo | 
| Come on, come on, come on | 
| Hey! | 
| Check it out now | 
| Oh dear, here we go again | 
| He’s walking over to me like I’m a no-friend | 
| So I call out his name and shake hands | 
| But I’m already crafting my escape plans | 
| Cause this cat’s looking to start an argument | 
| And he’ll be determined to make me a part of it | 
| Some folks aren’t happy without conflict | 
| But I’m not in the mood to suffer through nonsense | 
| When he’s speaking his words | 
| He just seeks to preterve | 
| To the point that it tweaks every nerd | 
| But you can’t be direct 'cause he might get upset | 
| So you learn to discern and deflect | 
| See I just wanna make this conversation end | 
| If it gets him off my back you know I’m happy to pretend | 
| And so I | 
| Say whatever you want to hear | 
| Cause we do better when I’m insincere | 
| Now you might find someone to provoke | 
| And poke 'till they’re ready to choke | 
| But it won’t be me, nah | 
| Said it won’t be me, nah | 
| I gotta go! | 
| Won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| Mr. Cinical, loves to get critical | 
| Dragging you into a fight that’s unwinnable | 
| He’s a grand antagonist | 
| Pulling out loose chap from his bag of tricks | 
| There’s no doubt he want’s to spread venom | 
| And if you get caught in his web you gotta let him | 
| But the trick is to minimize static | 
| It’s all about tact and being pragmatic | 
| When he talks imma wait for a pause or a break | 
| Check my watch, dry to dodge all the hate | 
| Look he’s trying to prod, but I smile and I nod | 
| Hey, I won’t deny, I’m a fraud | 
| They say you shouldn’t lie and I don’t disagree | 
| But if you can’t hear the truth then what’s the use of honesty? | 
| And so I | 
| Say whatever you want to hear | 
| Cause we do better when I’m insincere | 
| Now you might troll some horrible soul | 
| That you can drag into your black hole | 
| But it won’t be me, nah | 
| Said it won’t be me, nah | 
| Won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| I gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| Gotta get on, gotta get on | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me (Not today) | 
| It won’t be me (You better learn) | 
| It won’t be me | 
| It won’t be me |