| Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan | 
| «Will ye go to the Waxies' Dargle?» | 
| Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan | 
| «I haven’t got a farthing | 
| I went up to Monto town | 
| To see Uncle McArdle | 
| But he wouldn’t give me a half a crown | 
| For to go to the Waxies' Dargle.» | 
| What will ya have? | 
| I’ll have a pint! | 
| I’ll have a pint with you, sir! | 
| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon | 
| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer! | 
| Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan | 
| «Will ye go to the Galway races?» | 
| Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan | 
| «I'll hawk me aul' man’s braces | 
| I went up to Capel Street | 
| To the Jewish moneylenders | 
| But he wouldn’t give me a couple of bob | 
| For the aul' man’s red suspenders.» | 
| What will ya have? | 
| I’ll have a pint! | 
| I’ll have a pint with you, sir! | 
| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon | 
| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer! | 
| Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan | 
| «We got no beef or mutton | 
| If we went up to Monto town | 
| We might get a drink for nothin'» | 
| Here’s a nice piece of advice | 
| I got from an aul' fishmonger: | 
| «When food is scarce and you see the hearse | 
| You’ll know you have died of hunger.» | 
| What will ya have? | 
| I’ll have a pint! | 
| I’ll have a pint with you, sir! | 
| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon | 
| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer! | 
| What will ya have? | 
| I’ll have a pint! | 
| I’ll have a pint with you, sir! | 
| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon | 
| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer! |