| Aye, aye, aye, I’m hammered
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| Aye, aye, aye, aye
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| I woke up in the morning like «Where's my pants?»
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| Set my (?), bring an ambulance
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| I need a ride home, lost my chance
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| So, I found an (?), and a pair of Vans
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| Then I, then I do the walk of shame
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| Try’na keep my eyes behind the frames
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| Got a lot of missed calls, got a lot of new numbers
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| But, I didn’t write no names
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| It’s incredible fun that we had, I hope I ain’t make no one mad
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| My headache is throbbin' so bad, the end of the night I just faded to black
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| My makeup is smeared on my face
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| My hair is a fucking disgrace
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| I hope I don’t run into no one I know before I make it back to my place
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| [Hook:}
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| Turn up, get turnt up
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| Show up, and I show out
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| Keg of beer in my backseat
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| Throw a half a party at your house
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| Cannonball, in the pool
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| Keg stand in the living room
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| (?), get faded
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| Take a brand new dude, to your brother’s room
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| I’m hammered, I’m hammered
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| Stick a fork in me, I’m done
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| I’m staggering, and I’m stammering 'til out comes the sun
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| Take a brand new dude, to your brother’s room
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| I’m hammered, I’m hammered
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| Stick a fork in me, I’m done
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| I’m staggering, and I’m stammering 'til out comes the sun
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| I said I’m hammered
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| I turn up, to turn up, to do it again
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| Call up the homies, invite up your friends
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| My bitches bad, they don’t gotta retain
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| All different colors, and all different 10's
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| Tell all these lames to stop wasting my time
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| Forget all the rules, I stay close (?)
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| Getting it in, I ain’t worried 'bout time
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| I’m hammered again by the end of the night
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| Faded, sauce, twisted, wash
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| (?), (?), Mazoltuv
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| Smash, (?), plastered, blitz
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| Surrounded by some crazy shit
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| (?), chrome, pussy, drone
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| Violated, every sip
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| (?) to the (?), that he (?), now I’m 86
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| I’m hammered, I’m hammered
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| Stick a fork in me, I’m done
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| I’m staggering, and I’m stammering 'til out comes the sun
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| I said «I'm hammered, I’m hammered»
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| Stick a fork in me, I’m done
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| I’m staggering, and I’m stammering 'til out comes the sun
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| I said I turn up, get turnt up
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| Show up, and I show out
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| Keg of beer in my backseat
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| Throw a half a party at your house
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| Cannonball, in the pool
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| Threw a keg stand in the living room
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| (?), get faded
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| Take a brand new dude, to your brother’s room
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| I’m hammered, I’m hammered
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| Stick a fork in me, I’m done
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| I’m staggering, and I’m stammering 'til out comes the sun
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| I said «I'm hammered, I’m hammered»
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| Stick a fork in me, I’m done
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| I’m staggering, and I’m stammering 'til out comes the sun
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| I said «I'm hammered» |