| STEWARDESSES
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| Woke up in Brooklyn
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| with a frown upon my face
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| Just left Wisconsin
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| where there’s cheese enough to start this rat race
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| But thanks to the Brothers Wright
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| We don’t know where we’ll sleep tonight
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| Yes, I’m a bird in the skies
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| and tomorrow when I rise
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| I’ll wake up in Paris
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| with a new love in my heart
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| Or maybe Germany
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| with that brand new pet I met in Stuttgart
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| Sky’s the limit, time to play
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| I’ll put down roots some other day
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| No need to be a lonely Joe
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| The Jet set is the only way to go
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| Would’ja like new music and mystery
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| each and every day
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| Lose the same old music and history
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| Make a new friend then fly away
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| And wake up in Texas
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| where they’ll treat their women right
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| And then try Hollywood
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| where the stars get lit out in broad daylight
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| And city, near or far
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| feels twice as good as where you are
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| When you’re sick of the status quo
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| the jet set is the only way to go
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| PILOTS
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| Would’ja like a sleigh ride? |
| A hayride?
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| Then kiddo, just stay home
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| But, if you want jet set then get set
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| to leave behind Kansas
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| There’s no place like Rome
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| STEWARDESSES
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| Wake up in Rio
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| Have your coffee in Brazil
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| PILOTS
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| When real life gets you down
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| Take a…
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| PILOTS & STEWARDESSES
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| … Far-out, one-way
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| trip to Splitzville
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| PILOTS
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| Swedish, Greek, or Japanese
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| STEWARDESSES
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| A stewardess is trained to please
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| PILOTS & STEWARDESSES
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| So if you’ve got what it takes below
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| Well then fly this bird like cupid’s bow
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| ‘Cause the jet set’s just a holiday
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| Yeah the jet set goes up, up and away… so fly!
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| FRANK JR.
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| Right down to Italy for La Bella Femmina
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| Jump in a fountain for a…
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| ALL
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| Big dose of La Dolce Vita
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| FRANK JR.
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| If your tastes run more risqué
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| STEWARDESSES
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| Well then we know a joint in Old Bombay
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| ALL
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| So hang on tight, let’s loop de loop
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| It’s time to fly this chicken coop
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| So, pack up your suitcase
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| Check your worries at the gate
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| Come out and play boy
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| Cruise the world to find
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| your perfect playmate
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| FRANK JR.
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| Things look better from above
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| So buckle up, next stop is love
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| ALL
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| From Timbuktu to Tokyo
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| From Mozambique to Mexico
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| Yeah the jet set is the
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| only way to go |