| Good evening! | 
| And welcome to the Temazepam party | 
| Just slide inside and help yourself | 
| We have a wide selection of downers | 
| For your love and enjoyment | 
| So sit down and gouch out | 
| At your own leisure | 
| Welcome to tramazi parti | 
| Just sit down and slide inside | 
| We’ll get some go-go girls for the (?) | 
| If you call around you’ll have me | 
| Just like you were Dirty Harry | 
| We’ll fill up your carrier bags like a leg of lamb | 
| I’ve got my boots on my head | 
| It’s full of jellies in the double bed | 
| And no-one knows what no-one said | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Tramazi! | 
| Yer spazzy! | 
| I’m loving the parti | 
| Passed round the eggs | 
| And forget everybody! | 
| Nobody knows what bignose said | 
| It’s full of jellies inside his head | 
| Or something to that effect | 
| Look for the bodies under the gate | 
| Waheyhey, what did he say? | 
| I don’t remember just not now | 
| Oh yeah, I’ve got my boots on my head | 
| It’s full of jellies in the double bed | 
| And no-one knows what no-one said | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Trip trip nine | 
| Don’t do the line (?) | 
| Watch the unkind | 
| Huffs and puffs | 
| Brother on the cuff | 
| Needle’s stuck! | 
| Funny little eggs | 
| Time makes no sense | 
| Suck up the dregs | 
| Vapour trails | 
| All in the air | 
| I paid the fare | 
| I’ve got my boots on the back of my head | 
| It’s full of jellies in the double bed | 
| And no-one knows what no-one said | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Oh yeah | 
| Hey what? | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah | 
| Welcome to your nightmare | 
| You can have it if you treat it right, yeah… |