| Uh, we had lunch
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| We talked about love and shit
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| She looked me in my eyes
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| And said the next dick she take would be her husband’s dick, damn
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| See, I had the steak
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| She had the lobster
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| I say, «I want you on my team»
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| She say, «I don’t join rosters»
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| Oh, believe dat
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| And then the drinks came
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| And then the mood changed
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| And then her answer switched
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| She let her hair down
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| And lit a cancer stick
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| She saw it turn me off
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| And said she tryna quit
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| She went to the ladies room
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| And I hopped on my phone
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| Most likely she doin' the same thing
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| Like, «Girl, what you think?
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| Um, should I do it?»
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| She say, «Shit, I don’t know
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| You know these niggas, he probably used to it»
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| Her other friend grabbed the phone and said, «That bitch just hatin',
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| you better fuck that nigga
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| That bitch just hatin', you better fuck that nigga»
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| And then she said, «If you do, you better fuck him good
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| 'Cause if another bitch could, she gon' f—»
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| We had dinner, we talked about the future
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| She said I could have chose any bitch, I would beg to differ
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| But beggars can’t be choosers, yeah, hm
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| And see, I had the shrimp, she had the pasta
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| She say she don’t like rappers, we got something in common
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| I said, «Especially that nigga Wayne»
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| We both laughed and then the wine came
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| And then her mind changed
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| She loosened up her blouse, her smirks turn to smiles
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| It was a full moon when she turned around
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| She used my restroom, she say, «You know, girl stuff»
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| She left the water runnin' and hit her girl up
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| Like, «What you think?» |
| (Ha-ha-ha)
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| «Should I do it?»
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| She say, «Shit, I don’t know
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| You know these niggas, he probably used to it»
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| Her other friend grabbed the phone and said, «That bitch just hatin',
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| you better fuck that nigga
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| That bitch just hatin', you better fuck that nigga» (Yeah)
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| And then she said, «If you do, you better fuck him good
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| 'Cause if another bitch could, she gon' f—»
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| We had breakfast, yeah
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| We fucked all night long and shit
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| We fell asleep naked
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| So when we woke up, she wanted that morning dick (I gave it to her too, hm,
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| yeah)
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| I had the grits, she had the waffles
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| She say she drank too much last night, and I should have stopped her
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| I say, «Believe that»
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| And then my phone rang
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| She saw my girl name
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| And then her world changed
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| She put her clothes on and said, «I'm going home, Wayne»
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| I said, «Lisa, chill»
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| And that was the wrong name
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| She hit her girl up and said, «I hate rappers»
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| And then her girl laughed and said, «Bitch, what happened?»
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| And she said, «What you think?
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| Fuck, why did I do it?
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| Bitch, I bet that nigga knew he was gon' fuck from 'Hi, how you doing»
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| And then her friend on the phone say, «Girl, I was just trippin',
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| I would have fucked that nigga
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| Girl, I was just trippin', I would have fucked that nigga» (Yeah)
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| And then she said, «Yes, I did, and I fucked him good
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| So I hope he tell his girl that I fucked him good» |