| Hey dude, we get it, you’re cooler than us
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| You drove your father’s El Camino while we all took the bus
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| There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me
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| But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be a
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| prick
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| A fake, your parents' greatest mistake
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| You’re the height of all douche-baggery, it’s too much to take
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| But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes
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| And when you’ve got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
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| Cause you’re your own biggest fan and the only one you’ve got
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| Nobody think it’s cool when you peel out in the parking lot
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| Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
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| Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| You will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| You will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| You will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick
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| I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
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| You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
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| At the beer pong table where you never lose
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| Cause you’re your own biggest fan and the only one you’ve got
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| Nobody think it’s cool when you peel out in the parking lot
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| Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
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| Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| You will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| There’s a nine in ten chance you’ve got a tribal tattoo
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| Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he’s a rival to you
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| Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
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| In to every club you go it’s fourloko, fourloko
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| Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
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| Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)
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| Drinking Jose all day party in here
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| You drink mad beers
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| Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce
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| The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
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| It’s not high school, man, you graduated six years ago
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| Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| You will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| You will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| You will always be a douchebag
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| (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
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| Dude! |
| (Dude!)
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| I’m not your bro
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| (I'm not your bro)
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| Dude! |
| (Dude!)
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| I’m not your bro-o-o-o
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| Dude! |
| (Dude!)
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| I’m not your bro
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| (I'm not your bro)
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| Dude! |
| (Dude!)
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| I’m not your bro-o-o-o |