| The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk
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| But then I found out that they only had
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| One percent, but not two percent
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| One percent, but not two percent
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| One percent, but not two percent
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| One percent, but not two percent
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| I want two percent, I got one percent
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| I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents
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| Attention shoppers, don’t forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot
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| pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb
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| (Ah)
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| I’ve got to get to aisle 5 right now, because
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| Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free
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| Out of the way, old lady
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| Out of the way, I’m shopping
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| Oh, look at the price on pickles
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| Out of the way, you people
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| Out of the way, everybody
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| I’ve got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant,
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| chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn?
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| Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, kitty litter, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger,
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| cheerios, what am I forgetting? |
| What am I forgetting? |
| What am I forgetting?
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| Oh yeah, beer |