| People tell me that I brag a lot 'cause I call myself the Masterman | 
| Always talkin' 'bout how I got dynamite in every hand | 
| Hit it | 
| Me and my brother we live alone, got no television, got no telephone | 
| But when we walk down the street people get out of the way | 
| They say «Here come the Masterman and Baby J» | 
| «Here come the Masterman and Baby J» | 
| Hit it, hit it | 
| When we get on the mike we’ll be number one | 
| Even top D.M.C. | 
| and Run | 
| Everybody’s gonna have some fun | 
| 'Cause we’re takin' 'em all the way down | 
| We’re takin' 'em all the way down | 
| Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about that | 
| Gonna tell everybody where it’s at | 
| All over the world people gonna say | 
| You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J | 
| You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J | 
| Hit it | 
| People tell me «Man you live in a dump» | 
| «You won’t never be nothin' but a pumped-up chump» | 
| You got no money, you got no sense | 
| You won’t never be nothing, you won’t never be nothing | 
| I say well-well-well-well | 
| When I look out my window, you know what I see | 
| I don’t see no whores in the stinkin' street | 
| I don’t see no drunks and junkies dying | 
| I don’t see no bums or garbage flyin' | 
| I see me and J in the L.A. Coliseum | 
| 100,000 people on their feet | 
| And they’re laughin' and bumpin' and screamin' and cryin' | 
| And jumpin' up on their seat | 
| And then the band begins to play and then they hush up | 
| And then the band begins to play and then they hush up | 
| And it gets real quiet in the Coliseum with the stage all | 
| Dark and bare | 
| Maybe a little rain begins to fall, yeah | 
| But the people stayin' right there | 
| Then you can hear that announcer say | 
| Please welcome! | 
| (the crowd roars) | 
| Please welcome! | 
| (the crowd roars) | 
| L.A.'s own, the number one | 
| The biggest, the best, the number one band in the USA | 
| The Masterman and Baby J! | 
| The Masterman and Baby J! |