Letras de You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!! - Skankin' Pickle

You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!! (original)

You shouldn’t judge a man by the hair on his butt
Maybe it’s like needles
Or possibly like bark
Does it need to be mowed
Like the lawn at the park?
Maybe it’s too soft
Or possibly too coarse
You stuck your hands down his pants
You though he was a horse
Maybe it’s light blonde
But probably it’s black
It streached from his belt
And covers up his back
I saw he had it braided
It made his pants real snug
It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug
Maybe it’s like a forest
All covered up with trees
Maybe when he farts
His butt hairs blow in the breeze
Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary
Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries

(traducción)

No deberías juzgar a un hombre por el vello de su trasero
Tal vez sea como agujas
O posiblemente como ladrar
¿Necesita ser cortado?
¿Te gusta el césped del parque?
Tal vez es demasiado suave
O posiblemente demasiado grueso
metiste tus manos en sus pantalones
Pensaste que era un caballo
Tal vez sea rubio claro
Pero probablemente sea negro.
Se extendía desde su cinturón
Y cubre su espalda
vi que lo tenia trenzado
Hizo que sus pantalones quedaran muy ajustados.
Cubre sus nalgas como una alfombra.
Tal vez es como un bosque
Todo cubierto de árboles
Tal vez cuando se tira un pedo
Los pelos de su trasero soplan con la brisa
Tal vez estabas asustado porque era tan aterrador
O tal vez descubriste que estaba lleno de bayas dingle