| In your little black book |
| You’ve got the names |
| And the favorite persuasions |
| Of the people in the headlines |
| I’m in there under A |
| And I’m rated under B |
| You’ve got photographs to prove it |
| And I swear to God it’s not me |
| You’ve got a hard heart |
| Being hard is your art |
| You think love is a dirty, dirty word |
| You pick up the phone |
| And you ring me when I’m at home |
| And then you put it down |
| And I’m reaching for my Valium |
| My secret life, living life |
| On a knife edge of life |
| Tell my wife and she’s |
| Just had a breakdown |
| And I, I’m not rich |
| But you know I’m top in my pitch |
| And you’ll ruin the lot |
| Finish everything I’ve got |
| My secret life, secret life |
| I’ll give you anything |
| Anything to shut you up |
| Why do you hate me so much? |
| What have I ever done to you |
| But leave you? |
| I don’t want to play cat and mouse |
| Have the neighbors |
| Looking over at my house |
| All the secret smiles |
| When I walk in the room |
| And I think I’m going to |
| Crack up soon |
| I’m going to run away |
| Find a place in the dark |
| Where I don’t have to hear |
| The nasty nasty talk |
| Change my sex |
| Change my hair |
| Be hard to find anywhere |
| My secret life, living life |
| On a knife edge of life |
| Tell my wife and she’s |
| Just had a breakdown |
| And I, I’m not rich |
| But you know I’m top in my pitch |
| And you’ll ruin the lot |
| Finish everything I’ve got |
| My secret life, my secret life |
| I’ll give you anything |
| Anything to shut you up |
| Why do you hate me so much? |
| What have I ever done to you |
| But leave you? Ooh |
| My secret life |
| My secret life |
| My secret life |
| My secret life |
| My secret life |