| The crazy scientist AKA Genius
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| Is carrying a bucket of ice
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| He has spent his last years back in his warehouse
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| Building a doomsday device
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| It's rusty and noisy, it sparks and it's smoking ,
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| And powered by an exercise bike
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| All the equipment is turned to eleven
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| Waiting for the lightning to strike
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| I truly am a genius
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| I am the mastermind
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| With my machines I'll bring you to your knees
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| I will rule over mankind
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| The gears are turning and the hamsters are running
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| Powering deathmetal rays
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| It's storming and raining, but there is no lightning
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| And there will be no storms in days
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| Bored and distracted, he breaks it all down
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| Just like he did in the past
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| It's time to move on, to build a new one
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| Right in the place of the last
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| I truly am a genius
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| I am the mastermind
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| With my machines I'll bring you to your knees
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| I will rule over mankind
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| His tools are all broken, and warehouse is silent
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| He is crying, collapsed on a floor
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| “What is the point of a doomsday device
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| I don't want to rule anymore “
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| But there is one final and adequate challenge
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| For a brilliant mind in his prime,
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| With the power of science, the one mastermind,
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| Is traveling backwards in time
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| A crazy scientist AKA Genius
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| Is carrying a bucket of ice
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| The beer is cold. |
| He, lo and behold,
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| Won’t make the same mistake twice.
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| Forget all the deathrays and world domination
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| He is studying the game of chess!
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| The world will be safe while he is playing
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| With various degrees of success
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| I truly am a genius
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| I am the mastermind
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| I have just began, and after I’m done
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| You will find this world redefined |