| In the early days he was bursting with confidence
| En los primeros días estaba rebosante de confianza
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| I saw the light changing
| Vi la luz cambiar
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| Over the years he began to submerge
| Con los años comenzó a sumergirse
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| The nervous wreck we know him to be
| El manojo de nervios que sabemos que es
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| The nervous twisted wreck
| El naufragio retorcido nervioso
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| So watch out for Joker Bob
| Así que cuidado con Joker Bob
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| I wish he were just a distant relative
| Ojalá fuera solo un pariente lejano
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| But he’s razor close like Brylcreem gelatin
| Pero está muy cerca como la gelatina Brylcreem
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| Icy cold acid in his heart
| Ácido helado en su corazón
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| And with this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion
| Y con esto sacaremos la electrizante conclusión
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| They strapped him in still chewing his bubblegum
| Lo amarraron todavía masticando su chicle
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| Gave him the Jesus-shock
| Le dio el shock de Jesús
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| As the reporters watched
| Mientras los reporteros miraban
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| Finally his ticker stopped
| Finalmente su ticker se detuvo
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| They buried him with a smile on his puss
| Lo enterraron con una sonrisa en la pus
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| And that’s the electrifying conclusion | Y esa es la conclusión electrizante. |