| Choose your weapon and let’s go | 
| Who’s gonna beat this level? | 
| I speed up, you slow down | 
| Looks like I’m on your tail now | 
| Another round, do we give up? | 
| This is taking longer than Zelda | 
| Hold on, what I meant was | 
| Is it too late to get a one up? | 
| Baby, baby, baby, this is getting too crazy | 
| I don’t have the training | 
| Baby, baby, baby, this love ain’t a game | 
| So we should stop playing | 
| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim | 
| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe | 
| And we could grow up, but it’s no fun that way | 
| And so we treat love like it’s a Nintendo game | 
| But nobody wins | 
| (Nobody wins) | 
| (Nobody, nobody wins) | 
| (And so on, the game goes on) | 
| All the trash talk is getting real old | 
| I’d rather try my hand at Rainbow Road | 
| I’m focused, on my next move | 
| But you’re onto me so it’s no use | 
| It’s a showdown, a game for two | 
| Pick each other’s brains looking for clues | 
| A battle with no objective | 
| Who will be the final one standing? | 
| Baby, baby, baby, this is getting too crazy | 
| I don’t have the training | 
| Baby, baby, baby, this love ain’t a game | 
| So we should stop playing | 
| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim | 
| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe | 
| And we could grow up, but it’s no fun that way | 
| And so we treat love like it’s a Nintendo game | 
| But nobody wins | 
| (Nobody wins) | 
| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim | 
| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe | 
| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim | 
| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe | 
| And we could grow up, but it’s no fun that way | 
| And so we treat love like it’s a Nintendo game | 
| But nobody wins |