| Princess. I |
| How’s it going first of all |
| Good |
| Uh, it’s good for me too |
| I’m okay |
| (sung) |
| I picked this flower |
| Right over there |
| Is where it grew |
| And I don’t really like it |
| But it made me think of you |
| Because it’s pretty |
| Is what I’m trying to say |
| And you are also pretty |
| But I like you anyway |
| So please accept this flower |
| With its petals and a stem |
| Which represent my feelings |
| And tells you how |
| (spoken) |
| Oh man I’m in trouble |
| When words fail |
| What will I do |
| When words fail |
| How will she know how I feel |
| When words fail |
| Will I fail too |
| Hello fair princess |
| Oh look the moon |
| Is out tonight |
| You remind me of that moon |
| Because it’s big and bright |
| And by big I don’t mean chubby |
| Obviously you’re not fat |
| But your personality is biggish |
| Is what I meant by that |
| Sorry 'bout that fat thing |
| I’m on the hefty side myself |
| I have to blame the gene pool |
| Which reminds me of |
| Oh where I am going with this |
| When words fail |
| What will I do |
| When words fail |
| How will she know how I feel |
| When words fail |
| Will I fail too' |
| Do I have a snowball’s chance |
| Are my prospects just too grim |
| I spent my life stuck in the mud |
| Now I’m crawling out on a limb |
| If words fail |
| She’ll know what I mean |
| If words fail |
| She’ll just take my hand |
| She sees me like no one else has |
| If words fail |
| She’ll understand |
| She’ll understand |