| Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
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| Is an adage old so it must be true and it seems of everything you must have two.
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| She’s gone and filled her bottom drawer with lots of these and those
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| Some pretty chiffon nighties and some fully fashioned hose
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| And so she’ll have a change of undies everywhere she goes
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| She’s got two of everything.
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| She has the kind of nose that wrinkles every time she smiles
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| Her pretty little dimples can be seen for miles and miles
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| And she goes out to prove to every man that she beguiles
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| That she’s got two of everything.
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| Her eyes are like the stars that shine but none of them shine like cuties
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| She’s bound to make the grade all right with such a pair of beauties.
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| Technicians estimated that an evening in her arms
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| Would generate sufficient heat to sound the fire alarms.
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| I’m rather apprehensive of her duplicated charms,
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| 'cause She’s got two of everything.
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| Now in a competition to elect a bathing miss
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| It didn’t take the judges long to see she’s simply whizz
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| Their voting was unanimous, the explanation is He He!
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| She’s got two of everything.
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| I went to see her etchings at her cosy little flat
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| Now we drank some gin and we settled down and we had a little chat
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| But I don’t know where the etchings were, I just remember that
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| Oh boy; |
| She’s got two of everything.
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| She has me in a daze, my brain has just refused to function
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| She leads me round at such a pace she must have jet propulsion.
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| At last we’re to be married and we’ve got all sorts of things
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| We’ve bought a stock of nappies and some cards of safety pins
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| And just because the doctor told her «Be prepared for twins, Madam:»
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| She’s got two of everything. |