| Baby I’ve been stompin' around in these heels for all the goddamn day | 
| I got aches and annoyance from living to earn my pay | 
| Yet some piece and quiet from you would really go a long way | 
| So ease it down | 
| You see I’m tired, I’m spent | 
| I’m really feeling my age | 
| You know life is twice as hard when you’re living half on the stage | 
| And I barely have the energy to sing you this song | 
| So let’s get some cartoons and Vodka | 
| And do 'em all night long | 
| Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun? | 
| Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2) | 
| You can call me juvenile, but I’m picky on how I spend my time | 
| Don’t you know, it takes two crates of makeup to go out lookin' this fine | 
| I don’t work these nails to the bone to hear you squabble and whine | 
| So help me out | 
| You better believe that I’m hot, I’m wet | 
| And it’s really not fair | 
| Takes more than a tall cool glass of you, there honey, to bring me up for air | 
| And I’ve been too blown to rest these bones for a long country mile | 
| So let’s get some cartoons and Vodka | 
| And put 'em on for a while | 
| Oooh boy, now gimme some of that smile | 
| Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2) | 
| Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun? | 
| Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2) | 
| Oooh, drink them down, drink 'em down, oooh, drink them down | 
| Oh, oh, drink 'em down down down down down down down, oh, oh, oooh | 
| Drink 'em down, drink 'em down |