| Do you need a girl beside you | 
| To supply the love you need? | 
| I’ll give you satisfaction | 
| And all my work is guaranteed | 
| If you want someone to love you | 
| Take your hand and be your guide | 
| Oh, I’m qualified | 
| Take a chance with me, baby | 
| If you want someone to cry to | 
| I’ll wipe away your tears | 
| If you need someone to lie to | 
| I’ll be glad to lend an ear | 
| If you’re looking for somebody | 
| To stand by your side | 
| Oh, I’m qualified | 
| Take a chance with me, baby | 
| I’m qualified, I’m qualified | 
| Come on and take a chance with me, baby | 
| I’m qualified, I’m qualified | 
| Come on and take a chance with me, baby | 
| I ain’t much on matrimony | 
| All I know is what I’ve heard | 
| But I’ll gladly chance it, darling | 
| If you’d only say the word | 
| If you need someone to play with | 
| I’ll be there by your side | 
| Oh, I’m qualified | 
| Take a chance with me, baby | 
| I’m qualified, I’m qualified | 
| Come on and take a chance with me, baby | 
| I’m qualified, I’m qualified | 
| Come on and take a chance with me, baby | 
| I’m qualified, I’m qualified | 
| Come on and take a chance with me, baby | 
| I’m qualified, I’m qualified | 
| Come on and take a chance with me, baby |