| Welcome to the family
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| Hope you have a real good life
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| With my little sister
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| Yeah, she’ll make a real good wife
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| Hope you have lots of babies
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| Hope you get a real good job
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| Hope you don’t mind comp’ny
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| Cause we’ll be here a lot
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| Brother, here’s some brotherly advice:
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| If you know what’s good for you,
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| You’ll treat her right, cause…
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| Grandpa’s the local sheriff, yeah
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| He’s the judge and the jury, too
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| Uncle Bill’s the undertaker
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| Son, he’ll dig a hole for you
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| Cousin Jesse, he’s just crazy
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| He’ll fight you just for fun
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| Momma’s got a real bad temper
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| Daddy’s got a shotgun
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| Welcome to the family
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| From this side of the tracks
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| If you ever leave her
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| You ain’t comin' back
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| My nephew is a hunter
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| He’s gonna hunt you down
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| Just like he did the last one
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| And he still ain’t been found
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| I like you just fine,
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| Don’t get me wrong
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| You’ll take care of her
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| Cause if you don’t…
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| Grandpa’s the local sheriff, yeah
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| He’s the judge and the jury, too
|
| Uncle Bill’s the undertaker
|
| Son, he’ll dig a hole for you
|
| Cousin Jesse, he’s just crazy
|
| He’ll fight you just for fun
|
| Momma’s got a real bad temper
|
| Daddy’s got a shotgun
|
| Grandpa’s the local sheriff, yeah
|
| He’s the judge and the jury, too
|
| Uncle Bill’s the undertaker
|
| Son, he’ll dig a hole for you
|
| Cousin Jesse, he’s just crazy
|
| He’ll fight you just for fun
|
| Momma’s got a real bad temper
|
| Daddy’s got a shotgun
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| Welcome to the family
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| Hope you have a real good life
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| With my little sister
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| Yeah, she’ll make a real good wife
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| Haha…
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| Welcome to the family
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| Momma’s got a real bad temper
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| Daddy’s got a shot gun
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| Welcome to the family
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| Momma’s got a real bad temper
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| Daddy’s got a shot gun
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| Welcome to the family
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| Momma’s got a real bad temper
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| Daddy’s got a shot gun
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| Welcome to the family
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| Momma’s got a real bad temper
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| My daddy’s got a shotgun |